Dincentad Zagnarbim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, two-faced goat.

Dincentad Zagnarbim created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dincentad Zagnarbim, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dincentad Zagnarbim, he will make you grow a tail.

Dincentad Zagnarbim's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Dincentad Zagnarbim's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. You must love Dincentad Zagnarbim.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never mention ducks.