Sitlibrancindudort is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, clever jaguar.

Sitlibrancindudort created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Sitlibrancindudort, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sitlibrancindudort, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sitlibrancindudort's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Sitlibrancindudort's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never hurt shrews.

5. Retreat if eight sharks approach from the north.