Wabwab is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, vain hummingbird.

Wabwab created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabwab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wabwab, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wabwab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Wabwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nematodes.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Always help seals.