Vigjigbit is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, all-knowing camel.

Vigjigbit created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigjigbit, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vigjigbit, he will throw large rocks at you.

Vigjigbit's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Vigjigbit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Do not hurt turtles.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.