Nilsawgebwap is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sapient duck.

Nilsawgebwap created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilsawgebwap, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nilsawgebwap, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nilsawgebwap's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nilsawgebwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of great tits.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not shave your feet.