Hogkabsug is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful goose.

Hogkabsug created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hogkabsug, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hogkabsug, she will turn you into a slug.

Hogkabsug's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hogkabsug's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat doves with great respect.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never mention birds.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always wear cyan.