Flycenpark is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fussy badger.

Flycenpark created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flycenpark, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flycenpark, it will turn you into a duck.

Flycenpark's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Flycenpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

5. Always treat sharks with great respect.