Bosshogpon is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, almighty beaver.

Bosshogpon created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosshogpon, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bosshogpon, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Bosshogpon's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bosshogpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Do not take Bosshogpon's name in vain.