Budvedgam is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, kind tapir.

Budvedgam created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budvedgam, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Budvedgam, she will turn you into a rock.

Budvedgam's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Budvedgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never paint your head gray.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Feed all hungry nematodes.