Fotcenceb is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, blissful zebra.

Fotcenceb created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotcenceb, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fotcenceb, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Fotcenceb's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Fotcenceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.