Stipyodcun is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm grasshopper.

Stipyodcun created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipyodcun, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Stipyodcun, it will not care at all.

Stipyodcun's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Stipyodcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Run away if six great tits approach from the north.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.