Zendutsog is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, benevolent mongoose.

Zendutsog created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Zendutsog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zendutsog, she will turn you into a mouse.

Zendutsog's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Zendutsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

4. Never hurt tortoises.

5. Never laugh in holy places.