Dimlegyik is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, clever lion.

Dimlegyik created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimlegyik, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dimlegyik, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Dimlegyik's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dimlegyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never paint your back red.

3. Run away if three tapirs approach from the east.

4. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Fast once a month.