Rakgesscap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, blissful beaver.

Rakgesscap created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakgesscap, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rakgesscap, he will be very unhappy.

Rakgesscap's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Rakgesscap's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Rakgesscap.

2. Always help otters.

3. Put Rakgesscap first in all things.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Worship no other gods but Rakgesscap.