Mifrapsug is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, impressive snake.

Mifrapsug created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifrapsug, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mifrapsug, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mifrapsug's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Mifrapsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.