Rapstafbun Hunbidkem Rigarmgamflabcap is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, generous raven.

Rapstafbun Hunbidkem Rigarmgamflabcap created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapstafbun Hunbidkem Rigarmgamflabcap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rapstafbun Hunbidkem Rigarmgamflabcap, it will laugh at you.

Rapstafbun Hunbidkem Rigarmgamflabcap's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Rapstafbun Hunbidkem Rigarmgamflabcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention seals.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Rapstafbun Hunbidkem Rigarmgamflabcap loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

4. Run away if three snails approach from the north.

5. Run away from violet gulls, for they are unholy.