Jamditdun is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, two-faced bat.

Jamditdun created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jamditdun, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jamditdun, he will turn you into a tree.

Jamditdun's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Jamditdun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Jamditdun on top of all buildings.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Always look after injured great tits.

5. Never feed corn to mice while wearing red rings.