Cetcedkim is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever donkey.

Cetcedkim created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetcedkim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cetcedkim, it will torture you forever.

Cetcedkim's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cetcedkim's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

2. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never sing in the presence of capybaras.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.