Jantifbad is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, stupid bird.

Jantifbad created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Jantifbad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Jantifbad, she will be very unhappy.

Jantifbad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Jantifbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Jantifbad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Jantifbad loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

4. Worship no other gods but Jantifbad.

5. Never paint your hands black.