Lunrullwik is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, merciful whale.

Lunrullwik created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunrullwik, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lunrullwik, it will send minions to preach to you.

Lunrullwik's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Lunrullwik's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are not to be trusted.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never think ill of sick tortoises.