Binbodwan is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, strong scorpion.
Binbodwan created an atom four thousand years ago.
If you believe in Binbodwan, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in Binbodwan, it will send two she bears to sort you out.
Binbodwan's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Binbodwan's Holy Commandments
1. Always look after injured bats.
2. Never think ill of sick pigs.
3. Never jump in the presence of horses.
4. Always wear turquoise.
5. Never look in ponds.