Vab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, duplicitous pig.

Vab created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vab, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vab's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Vab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

2. Never think ill of sick cats.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Run away if eight foxes approach from the south.