Rilflatlan is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish mouse.

Rilflatlan created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilflatlan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rilflatlan, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rilflatlan's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Rilflatlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always help goats in need.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.