Viggetcisshugdossruldadvag is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, moody porpoise.

Viggetcisshugdossruldadvag created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Viggetcisshugdossruldadvag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Viggetcisshugdossruldadvag, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Viggetcisshugdossruldadvag's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Viggetcisshugdossruldadvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat strawberries.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Always wear blue.

4. You must love Viggetcisshugdossruldadvag.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.