Pancibdob is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, intelligent crocodile.

Pancibdob created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pancibdob, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pancibdob, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Pancibdob's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Pancibdob's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pancibdob's priests.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Pancibdob must be the most important thing in your life.