Mongedrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, bad-tempered centipede.

Mongedrutt created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mongedrutt, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mongedrutt, he will ignore you.

Mongedrutt's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Mongedrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Hide if six squirrels approach from the south.

3. Never jump in the presence of dogs.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.