Fobyarbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a large, benevolent centaur.

Fobyarbarn created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fobyarbarn, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fobyarbarn, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fobyarbarn's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fobyarbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not hurt birds.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Never write about black holes.