Kapbegdob is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, flying clam.

Kapbegdob created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Kapbegdob, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kapbegdob, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Kapbegdob's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Kapbegdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention squirrels.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Kapbegdob must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always look after injured pigs.