Sinkenlagbug is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, contented tortoise.

Sinkenlagbug created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Sinkenlagbug, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sinkenlagbug, she will turn you into a duck.

Sinkenlagbug's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Sinkenlagbug's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four sharks approach from the east.

2. You must never eat cucumbers.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.