Dobsatbug is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, compassionate mink.

Dobsatbug created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobsatbug, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dobsatbug, it will manifest in front of you.

Dobsatbug's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Dobsatbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat rats with great respect.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

3. You must pray to Dobsatbug seven times a day.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Dobsatbug on top of all buildings.