Nelflagfar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating salamander.

Nelflagfar created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelflagfar, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nelflagfar, it will manifest in front of you.

Nelflagfar's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Nelflagfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always obey Nelflagfar's priests.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

5. Do not stand on grass.