Tabbedsas is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, omnipotent salamander.

Tabbedsas created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabbedsas, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tabbedsas, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tabbedsas' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Tabbedsas' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Tabbedsas three times a day.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Retreat if eight tortoises approach from the north.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Monkeys are not to be trusted.