Lamfob is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish badger.

Lamfob created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lamfob, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lamfob, he will manifest in front of you.

Lamfob's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Lamfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never eat bark.