Nurkinbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sage sheep.

Nurkinbonk created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurkinbonk, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nurkinbonk, it will turn you into a sheep.

Nurkinbonk's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Nurkinbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nurkinbonk's name in vain.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Run away from cyan pigs, for they are unholy.