Cutquatwan Pitripjab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, slow hedgehog.

Cutquatwan Pitripjab created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutquatwan Pitripjab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cutquatwan Pitripjab, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cutquatwan Pitripjab's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Cutquatwan Pitripjab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Never talk about foxes.

5. You must love Cutquatwan Pitripjab.