Rulzedsis is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, all-knowing donkey.

Rulzedsis created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulzedsis, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rulzedsis, it will be very unhappy.

Rulzedsis' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Rulzedsis' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise cats for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Do not kill ants.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Rulzedsis on top of all buildings.