Yattbagranbig is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, flying raccoon.

Yattbagranbig created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattbagranbig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yattbagranbig, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Yattbagranbig's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Yattbagranbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

2. Yattbagranbig must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about fire.