Farcinpid is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional dragon.

Farcinpid created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Farcinpid, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Farcinpid, she will turn you into a mouse.

Farcinpid's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Farcinpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

4. Farcinpid loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.