Ladhatmab is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, dishonourable frog.

Ladhatmab created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladhatmab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ladhatmab, he will send minions to preach to you.

Ladhatmab's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Ladhatmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near tortoises.

2. Feed all hungry eagles.

3. Always treat foxes with great respect.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always help manatees in need.