Rillflatkon is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, resourceful guinea pig.

Rillflatkon created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillflatkon, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rillflatkon, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Rillflatkon's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Rillflatkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Always help squirrels.

3. Retreat if seven manatees approach from the east.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about fire.