Fubfomcit is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, loving chinchilla.

Fubfomcit created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubfomcit, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fubfomcit, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fubfomcit's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Fubfomcit's Holy Commandments

1. Seals are not to be trusted.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

3. Worship no other gods but Fubfomcit.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think ill of sick pigs.