Hasguprowkemflymidcunfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish salamander.

Hasguprowkemflymidcunfeb created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hasguprowkemflymidcunfeb, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hasguprowkemflymidcunfeb, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Hasguprowkemflymidcunfeb's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Hasguprowkemflymidcunfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Erect five lead sculptures of Hasguprowkemflymidcunfeb on top of important buildings.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.