Fashakbast is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid frog.

Fashakbast created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fashakbast, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fashakbast, she will turn you into a snail.

Fashakbast's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fashakbast's Holy Commandments

1. Fashakbast loves rats, so they must be honoured.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Hide if four bats approach from the east.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not chop down trees.