Dobditsis Fligmisjig is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, all-powerful wyrm.

Dobditsis Fligmisjig created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobditsis Fligmisjig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dobditsis Fligmisjig, he will jump up and down on your head.

Dobditsis Fligmisjig's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Dobditsis Fligmisjig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Retreat if eight capybaras approach from the south.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Hide if six mites approach from the west.