Pigganjondum is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, capable hedgehog.

Pigganjondum created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigganjondum, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pigganjondum, he will cry a lot.

Pigganjondum's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Pigganjondum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.