Megpagflow is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, ruthless armadillo.

Megpagflow created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megpagflow, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Megpagflow, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Megpagflow's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Megpagflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Run away if six rats approach from the north.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Hide from fawn horses for they are unholy.