Bassgiglog is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, strong porpoise.

Bassgiglog created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bassgiglog, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bassgiglog, it will not care at all.

Bassgiglog's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bassgiglog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Bassgiglog on top of important buildings.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Worship no other gods but Bassgiglog.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.