Dobladcum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever wolf.

Dobladcum created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobladcum, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dobladcum, she will send you a sign.

Dobladcum's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dobladcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Retreat if nine seals approach from the east.

3. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.