Tabcidcad is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet duck.

Tabcidcad created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Tabcidcad, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tabcidcad, he will destroy your favourite star.

Tabcidcad's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tabcidcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

5. Never pour water over plants.