Hubcunjip Doddapjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, caring bee.

Hubcunjip Doddapjarn created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubcunjip Doddapjarn, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hubcunjip Doddapjarn, it will strike you with lightening.

Hubcunjip Doddapjarn's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Hubcunjip Doddapjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Hubcunjip Doddapjarn on top of all buildings.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never mention otters.

4. Do not take Hubcunjip Doddapjarn's name in vain.

5. Never skip in the presence of great tits.